Life’s Little Injustices.
Have you ever wondered why you will sometimes wake up with a pulled muscle in your neck for no apparent reason? I have… because it has happened to me so many damn times before! It’s not like I take part in extreme sports or spend my days lugging stacks of breezeblocks around; it just seems to come about for no logical reason whatsoever. And that is the part which really miffs me off!
Maybe it is because I have slept in an awkward position? Or it could possibly be put down to not enough activity? Either that or perhaps God has a rather cruel sense of humour… Does he get his jollies by watching me walk around looking like a total fool for a whole day?
It does make you wonder though, doesn’t it? It’s exactly the same principle as getting a spot on the end of your hooter right before a really hot date. After all, most girls don’t go for a guy with a belisha beacon attached to his snout that looks as though it’s been installed by ‘ Electricians London ‘…
And there are many other situations like that as well… For example, it is quite likely that you will develop a stinking cold the night before you go for that super-important, life-changing job interview!
So, is ‘The Man Upstairs’an out and out sadist? Does he enjoy embarrassing us all with absurd or intimidating afflictions??? I certainly hope not! Actually I don’t believe that at all; it’s simply the way things go. At least I think it is…
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